Welcome to kelechiNwokoReporters: September 2016

Friday 23 September 2016

E-Money celebrates son chukwuebuka as he turns 3

Emeka Okonkwo,chairman of Five star music celebrates his third son Chukwuebuka as he turns 3.
"Wow, you’re growing up so quickly. You’re already 3 years old today my son chukwuebuka ! It just seems like yesterday you were 3 days old. Happy 3rd birthday! For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways; Amen."

Peter & Lola Okoye celebrates son Cameron as he turns 8 years old

Peter Okoye of Psquare records and his wife Lola celebrates their son Cameron as he turned 8 praising him and wishing him all the best life could offer.Read what the proud father wrote,

"Happy 8th Birthday to my loving Son CAMERON! Aka Neymar junior de junior... Aka C Ronaldo in the making😊 Aka C Okoye Jr. Aka Future Striker ⚽️😉😊.. Greatest Fan of Barcelona and Real Madrid at the same time! Weird🤔🤐 😍😊🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 Thanks for being the loving Son I could never be to my parents😊🙏🏽 #HappyBirthday #proudDad "

Tanzanian singer Diamond buys new South African mansion for baby mama's birthday celebration

Chibu Dangote aka diamondplatnumz shared a photo of a lovely mansion he bought in Zanzibar South Africa ahead of his baby mama Zari's birthday celebration this weekend.

"They are busy bragging them selves that they are Rich while their Kids staying in the Renting House... and now a person wich they are daily abusing and saying that he's broke & Poor Bought a House, so that their Kids can have a better life, as they always wish on Social Media..... Happy Birthday Mama tee i hope you like our new South African House....Can't wait for your Big weekend in Zanzibar tomorrow....I love you So much mama tee, we ndio Salome wa Moyo wangu pekee "

Thursday 15 September 2016

Shame on you President Buhari Nigeria is already dead and waiting to be buried - Olufemi Olu-Kayode

Former aviation minister Olufemi Olu-Kayode comes hard on President Buhari reacting to statements he made about the actualization of Biafra when the NYSC members from the South East serving in Katsina visited him at his home town in Daura during the Sallah holiday.

"You bathed in the blood of Biafrans, you crushed their bones and stripped away their dignity and self-respect just to keep Nigeria one.
Now you say their children have no right to ask for self-determination simply because you killed their fathers and mothers during the war and shattered their dreams.Shame on you. If Nigeria was a normal country by now you would have been at the ICC answering charges of genocide and crimes against humanity at the Hague instead of being President.

On behalf of the Cross-River state government,Prince Godswill Edward-Prince and other two political appointees( Mr. Effiwatt- S.A Sports and Mr. Eric Anderson- S.A Tourism) received Mr. Sunnel Thuesem, 26,a Danish young man and a bicyclist enthusiast who rode bicycle from Denmark to Nigeria.

Some people are asking how possible it is to ride a bicycle from Europe to Africa while some are calling him and illegal immigrant saying if it was aa Nigerian the Europeans will say he entered illegally into their country.
More pictures below,

As seen on facebook.
Do you agree with the audience???

“I feel your pains” – Gov Ahmed tells Kwarans

Read the press statement from the office of the Kwara State Governor,Dr. Dr Abdulfatah Ahmed following the current economic meltdown of the country and how it is affecting the people of Kwara state and the country in general.
But Oga Governor you can do saraka with with your salary and other unwanted expenses you people do.Just a suggestion sha.

"I'm concerned; I'm touched. I feel more than you feel because I'm supposed to make you happy and comfortable, even if it means making myself uncomfortable", Governor Ahmed said.

Governor Ahmed, who said this in Ilorin when he received the Emir of Ilorin, Alhaji Ibrahim Sulu Gambari CFR, said contractors engaged by the state government have been mobilised with a sum N1.7b in line with its resolve to cushion effects of the economic recession through enhanced infrastructure development in the State.

The Australian High Commission Ambassador Paul Lehmann today the 15th of September paid a courtesy visit to the Inspector-General of Police, IGP Ibrahim K. Idris at his office in Abuja.
They had discussions bothering on security and other important issues that will lead to the good of Nigeria and Australia.
More pictures below,

LOL read and analyze critically what pastor Reno Omokri wrote comparing their age and their achievements.

"Mark Zuckerberg came to Lagos and commended our jollof rice. Audu Ogbeh stayed in Abuja and condemned our rice eating habit. This is the difference between a self made 32 year old billionaire who values people and a 69 year old French graduate running a ministry requiring specialized attention like the ministry of agriculture. One sees the best in people while the other sees the beast in people!"

Monica Brown shares husband Shannon's recovery picture

Read what she wrote,

"My #MCE all the time is Shannon Brown last year I watched him recover from the most horrific accident ever.. We stayed in Grady for weeks just us. I noticed Bathing him, watching him in therapy & thru all the surgeries one thing he NEVER did was complain... Now I watch him lift, run, dunk & put himself back in position ... We learned who was up for the challenge when we were down!! Now he's flying high again free at heart and spirit 🙌🏽This life isn't for the weak! #MyHusbandsAWarrior"

Miss Bumbum Brazil displays part derriere to applaud Messi's UEFA hat trick

Lionel Messi scored hat-trick in Barcelona's 7-0 victory last night thrashing of Celtic.His forever crush Suzy Cortez took to her instagram to hail him showing off her part derriere in a bathroom backside selfie.

"This is my Victory story the picture says it all" - Inspirational words from Miss Voke

Read this inspirational write-up from miss Voke who did not allow her disability affect her,She needs our vote as she solicits through this message she shared on instagram.

"Growing up with disability in our society will always warrant extra courage, tenacity, patience and determination. So I was very little when this whole journey started still trying to understand life but I realize I had to make a difference, I had to be reason for my own happiness, going through school was not easy it

The robbers who attached Super Eagles of Nigeria's defensive midfielder,Ogenyi Onazi's family house in Jos has been apprehended by a team of the Nigeria Police force.Onazi announced this on tweeter thanking the Nigeria police for their diligent action.

Moore tweets below.

One chance gang captured and disgraced in Port-harcourt

Three people alleged to be a "one chance" gang were today caught along Cottage Hospital Roumubiakani, Port-harcourt.They are alleged to have defrauded their victim the sum of N2 Million befeore luck ran out of them today.
They received the beating of their life and the lady among them was stripped of his top showing off her modesty.

More uncensored pictures below.+18 only.

Arik Airline issues statement that they have resumed flight operations after temporary suspension which kept their passengers stranded yesterday at the airports across the world.

"Arik Air, West and Central Africa’s largest airline, is pleased to announce that scheduled flights will resume from 11 am tomorrow, Wednesday September 14, 2016.

Members of the public and our esteemed customers are advised to discountenance the disparaging allegations, unsubstantiated and uninformed claims about the airline’s inability to meet its financial obligations to aviation fuel marketers and a purported withdrawal of insurance services to Arik Air by its insurers. While the current scarcity of aviation fuel (JET A1) has impacted on the operations of airlines in the country, Arik

They both look adorable.FFK is very proud of them.

I bless my Ex and our marriage facilitator Mofe Duncan - Blossom Chukwujekwu's wife Maureen writes

To You... You... You Mr Chukwujekwu... A Year ago, You asked that i be ur Wife which was a major shocker to me and a Year Later You Re-Propose to mark Our Anniversary.. You got my friends to do me birthday Videos, even people i wud never hav expected them too.. How in God's Name did u get GodDad to do me a Video?????? It teared me up... All day you kept on surprising me.. I cried, screamed, jumped, sat on d ground even begged u to stop that i was literally exhausted.

Blossom Chukwudi Echezonachukwu Chukwujekwu, I bless the day our Paths Crossed. I bless my Ex for leaving Me, I Bless Mofe Duncan for introducing Me to You and I bless You for Loving Me More than I Love Myself.... I Place a Rare Blessing On you Today that everything You lay Ur Hand, Heart, Voice, Soul On will Turn to Gold and For that Reason Your Many Generations will feed on Ur Wealth. That they ever Worked, will be Only for Pleasure...And So Shall it Be.... Amen

I Didn’t Reject My Apartment - Gernot Rohr

New Super Eagles’ Technical Adviser, Gernot Rohr has reacted to some media reports that quoted him saying he rejected the 3-bedroom apartment given to him by the Nigeria football federation saying it was too big.He however said he joked about the apartment being too big for him but never rejected it.Read his statement below,

“I never rejected any apartment. I might have spoken to a few people who I believed to be genuinely

Reno Omokri reacts to statements by Nigeria's minister of Sports & finance

SMH.This is a hilarious reaction to the lame statements made by minister of sports Solomon Dalung,stating that athletes do not need training to win medals while his counterpart the minister of finance Kemi Adeosun said that recession is just a mere word.

Senator Dino Melaye shows off his award collections

Fearless senator Dino Melaye shared a photo is his office focusing the camera on his award collections.All the awards are termed his recognized achievements so far.

He has really done well for himself.

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un praise researchers for breeding new strains of maize

Kim Jong Un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea and Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the DPRK and Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, toured Farm 1116 under KPA Unit 810. He looked round high-yielding varieties of crops harvested on the farm this year, saying that he was very pleased to receive a report on the newly-bred seeds of maize and dry-field rice.

Seeing corns as big as forearm, well ripe rice ears and other crops with a bright smile on his face, he expressed great satisfaction over the results, noting that every achievement made by the farm would make him feel refreshed and pleasant. President Kim Il Sung and Chairman Kim Jong Il, who had walked along

He shared these photos on instagram showing off his fiancee as the enjoy the sun at Nikki beach Marbella.More pictures below,

All Arik air passengers are stranded across the country due to the airline inability to airlift them to their various destinations.They issued a statement apologising to their customers and promising things are being worked on to have the problem resolved.
Statement issued on their website read thus,

"Arik Air, West and Central Africa’s largest airline has alerted all air travelers of a temporary disruption to its operations, pending approval of aircraft documentation related to insurance renewal.

The airline said that it was working around the clock to resolve the necessary documentation, which has been a challenge due to the long weekend holidays due to Ed al Adha. At the present time, all flights of the airline

President Buhari today received National Youth Service Corp (NYSC) members serving on his home state Daura in Katsina state.He thanked them for coming over to enjoy all the rams he killed for the sallah celebration.
More pictures below,

To mark the end of the public holiday,former President Goodluck Jonatha visited his predecessors General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida and General Abdulsalami Abubakar in the respective homes in Minna,Niger State.
He shared the photo on facebook and wrote,
"As I visit my elder brothers and predecessors in office, General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida and General Abdulsalami Abubakar, I am further committed to building bonds of unity for Nigeria!"
More pictures below,

Charley Boy reacts to the slogan "Be the change you want" from APC

The situation of the country is really getting from bad to worst.Which way Nigeria..Which way to Go..I love my fatherland...

Emir of Kano Sanusi Lamido buys new Rolls Royce

Former CBN governor and Emir of Kano Sanusi Lamido Sanusi buys new Rolls Royce to add to his fleet of exotic cars.This is the second Rolls Royce acquisition this year and some people are saying Nigeria is in recession.

Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna disclose the gender of their baby

Expectant mother Blac Chyna and her fiancee Rob Kardashian yesterday disclosed the gender of their unborn baby.They told the viewers it was a Baby Girl.So Rob and Chyna will soon be parents to a baby girl.
Congrats to both of them.

WHERE ARE THE WATCHERS? - Artice by Femi Fani-Kayode

Abaddon, the prince of destruction hovers over our nation. Magog, the prince of war marches towards our shores. Asmodeus, the prince of suffering and death beats his drums over our country.

Belial, Leviathan and Astoreth, the three Crown Princes of Hell, are knocking at our door.

The Bonded Woman and the Queen of Heaven have taken our throne and infested our waters whilst Molech, Hecate, Beelzebub, Azazel, Balaam, Behemoth, Bile, Cimeries, Coyote, Damballa, Dagon, Mormo and Mictian have plagued our fields and soiled our walls.

This country is better off with Lagos than with the Niger Delta - Emir of Kano Sanusi

The former CBN governor and now Emir of Kano,Sanusi Lamido Sanusi took to his instagram to share his thought saying that "This country is better off with Lagos than with the Niger Delta".He made it clear that the oil that the Niger Delta is agitating for will soon fade away so Lagos is preferred to be in Nigeria than the Niger Delta.

"The Lagos story is a story of what Nigeria can do with itself – transparency, consistency, regulations. That’s why today Lagos state is 30% Nigerian non-oil GDP, and Lagos can do
without oil. This country is better off with Lagos than with the Niger Delta. Let’s not make that mistake. We should be together as a country. Every part of the country is important. But, let us not be so obsessed by a resource, because we have had the commodity driven model, and we are blind to the

#CRU545633: ARREST OF POLICEMAN INVOLVED IN THE ALLEGED SHOOTING TO DEATH OF AN "OKADA MAN" IN ORE, ONDO STATE.

This CRU update is sequel to the viral video in circulation on various social media platforms regarding the alleged shooting to death of a commercial motorcycle rider "Okada man" by a policeman in Ore, Ondo State.

FACTS OF THE CASE: On Sunday 4th September, 2016 at about 6:00pm along Odigbo-Omifon road within Ore Police Division in Ondo State, Inspr. Anthony Nwadike who led a police patrol team on nipping point along the said road allegedly shot and killed one commercial motorcycle rider (names withheld)

I'm compelled to say a few words on the attempt by some people to apportion blame on President Muhammadu Buhari on the state of the economy and also share my view on the call by Senator Dino Malaye on the President to sack some ministers and Central Bank Governor as the solution to the problem.

As a former Chairman of the House Committee on Finance, and until recently Appropriation, I am in a good position to contribute and proffer solutions to the problem.

Let me state very categorically that the President is not to blame on the state of our economy today. It is unfair and very wicked to push such blame on a man who just came on board barely a year ago. Not even a magician can turn around the economy within a period of one year. The biggest spending in our economy,

The Minister of state for Petroleum,Dr.Kachikwu has denied some media reports alleging that the government is planning the in the increase in the pump prices o petroleum products in the country.

He made the denial after a closed door meeting with President Buhari in Abuja,saying the report is a mere media propaganda and its untrue.He was supported by the Group Managing Director of Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Alhaji Maikanti Baru who stressed that “there is nothing like that.’’ and asked correspondents “have you seen any memo to that effect?’’ He further referred the correspondents to contact the Petroleum Product Pricing and Regulatory Agency (PPPRA‎) for further information.

Actor "The Rock" having philosophical conversation with daughter as they celebrates Labour day

Actor Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock shared a photo of himself carrying his baby daughter on his shoulder as the play around as they enjoy the labour day holiday.He wrote;

"Its Labor Day. One of my favorite holidays as we celebrate the blue collar American worker and their contributions to our country thru labor and sweat.
In the spirit of Labor Day, I had an amazing philosophical conversation w/ my baby girl about the value of hard work and how respect is given when it's earned. I told her, "Baby girl when you grow up, you get out there and dent the universe thru hard work and sweat. And always make sure you do it in a positive way with class, dignity and respect". She responded by poo'ing on me in this moment as she plays her favorite game, "Drum time on daddy's big head". It was a good talk.💯 #HappyLaborDay #TheJohnsons #GoodTalksWithDaddy"

Tiwa Savage so yummy and beautiful in this portrait

Mavin first lady,Tiwa the slayer.Anytime anyday she reps.

Daphney Joy shows off dad and son Sire

50 Cent's baby mama Daphne Joy shared a photo of herself and her young daddy carrying his grandson Sire.This young man should have been 50 cents inlaw.Himself and 50 cent who is even older??

Owner of Chloe's Cupcake Heaven Abuja cries out as building is marked for demolition with 24 hours

The owner of Chloe's Cupcake Heaven,35 Adetokunbo Ademola Wuse 2 Abuja,Nigeria cries out to the Abuja municipality council over a 24 hour notice served them yesterday making the building for demolition.

"So in the wake of the demolition of @nulijuice and other small business trying to make a difference in our economy, we got this marked on our wall today with a lot of officials and soldiers in tow. This marking says 24hrs notice. 24hrs notice????? We've been in this building doing business for 5 years and you give us 24hrs notice at almost the close of business for demolition. I don't get it Nigeria! how

Millennial dollar baby Kendall Jenner is the cover girl for Vogue Australia October issue.She was photographed rocking her ankara print gown.

Deplorable state of a road in Aba Abia state yesterday after a heavy rain

People living in Aba,in Abia state are complaining about the condition of all the road in Aba.The picture above was shared by one of our own talented singer J.Martins who happens to be from Abia state.
We appeal to the state governor to come to the rescue of Aba people.There are no roads to go about their business whenever it rains.Please help because Aba is one of the commercial hub of Nigeria.
Read what J.Martins wrote as he shared the photos;

"My fellow Abias this is our very own Aba as at the last 24hrs that it rained. I don't know how many of us are happy with the way things have deteriorated in our state, are we caused that we can't have

President Buhari views the Aeromagnetic map of the Nickel Discovery presented by Kayode Fayemi

President Buhari views the Aeromagnetic map of the Nickel Discovery and its Independent Volumetric Analysis being presented by Minister of Mines and Steel Development Kayode Fayemi flanked by Minister of State Mines and Steel Development Abubakar Bawa Bwari at the Statehouse.

I will never regret dieing for my country - Habu Sabo

A Galant military man Habu Sabo,who is fighting Boko Haram in the north took to facebook to assure himself that he will never regret dieing for Nigeria while serving his mother land.His statement reads;

"To die for my country is one of my proud, I will never never regret if I die during serving my nation. If the gen will enter the river then who i am? God bless Nigeria Army I am proud to be a family member of Nigeria Army. God bless Nigeria the great nation."

Checkout this cute picture Ciara shared

Cute photo.Mercedes G-Wagon is a beautiful ride.

₦500 is worth just 5 Ghanaian Cedis - Reno Omokri

Which way Nigeria.Very soon we will wake up and find ourselves in Chad.Na wa oh.

Chief Adaeze Yobo displays her baby bump

Chief Adaeze Yobo yesterday shared a photo of herself showing off her baby bump for her third child.Joseph Yobo is not wasting time at all.He is a sharp shooter.

Photo: Governor of Oyo State, Governor Abiola Ajimobi pose with his twin grand children

Governor of Oyo State, Governor Abiola Ajimobi pose with his twin grand children.what a cute photo.
Photo Credit:Tollani Alli

Reno Omokri equates the amount of beef in a gala to APC electoral promises

This is according to his instagram post. Do you agree with him?

Let us Fix Nigeria - Senator Dino Melaye

Fearless Senator,Dino Melaye is urging all Nigerian's to put all hands on deck to fix Nigeria before it sinks finally before us.The current economic crisis is really affecting everyone both the rich and the poor,the politician ans the ordinary man.
Let us listen to him and know what to do to save this country from total collapse.

Sunday 4 September 2016

Photos:Giulia Salemi & Dayane Mello leave NOTHING to the imagination as they hit the Venice red carpet on Saturday

According to Mailonline,the Venice Film Festival which is often considered to be a classy affair has been changed by the ideas of Giulia Salemi and Dayane Mello.
They certainly ripped up the rule book when they hit the annual event on Saturday and left onlookers speechless at Palazzo del Casino, where they provided a jaw-dropping sight.
The Italian models turned heads as the walked the run way.
More jaw-dropping pictures below,

Enjoy the article below,

When our public officials fall asleep while attending a meeting, or an official function, the standard Nigerian reaction is to have a hearty laugh at their expense. Harmless laughter. You’d remember many photographs of our lawmakers turning the National Assembly into an extension of their bedrooms, sometimes snoring loudly in the middle of a heated and loud debate: not that many of them would be of much use anyway even if they were awake.

Governors, commissioners, high ranking government officials have also all been caught at one time or the other, sleeping on duty. Well, those whose circadian switches go off like that should count themselves really lucky they are Nigerians. If they were to try that in North Korea, they will face the firing squad!

50 Cent and his baby mama Dahpne Joy, yesterday celebrated their son's 4th birthday.Sire who is the celebrant made a request from his dad to be a cyborg on his party which he happily agreed to.
50 Cent shared pictures from the party showing off his baby mama and saying they have no beef.His other son Davine was also present at the party.Read his captions.
"Lol 😏 the kid said he want a cyborg I said ok, then he said I want daddy to be cyborg.😳what !!! Ok it ya birthday I'm a Cyborg. #FRIGO"

"I ain't got no beef with little mama she is doing a great job with my little man. #FRIGO"
More pictures below,

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